Christmas Frappe: How creamy can the holidays get?

How do you take your frappe? Creamy or covered in whipped cream—or both.

I hate Christmas. I know it's an unpopular sentiment but everything about the holiday season gets my back up. The decorations, the carolers, the chaos in the stores … and especially all the specialty drinks that start with pumpkin spice lattes in the fall and end with the sickening sweet peppermint candy mocha cappuccinos rampaging the coffee shops thro…